Today at work this thing happened. This thing happens once every couple of months. The thing? The thing is doughnuts.
Doughnuts will magically appear by the box load.
Normally, I handle the doughnuts well. Often, I eat none! I smell them. I go through a list of ingredients and calories in my head, and opt out.
From time to time, I will have a single doughnut, because I want to die happy and healthy – not just healthy with an overwhelming desire to eat doughnuts as I fade to black!
Today, I had not one, not two, but three doughnuts! And, ladies and gentlemen, I did not stop there! In total, I had two glazed doughnuts, one chocolate glazed doughnut, two oatmeal raisin cookies, and one chocolate chip cookie before 10a totaling 920 calories.
Did I feel gross? A little. Did it make me sleepy? Oh, yeah. Any regrets? Nope.
I will say this though: teaching yoga after having all of that sugar is just down right difficult! But all of the groans, moans, and food confessions make for a funny class.